Shakespeare

So I was at work the other night, and I was startled to look up and see a tree coming at me.

No, I'm not kidding.

We had ficus', ficuses, ficusi? Anyway, we had ficus trees on sale and this gentleman had two or three in a buggy. I sold him the trees and was chuckling about it after he had gone through. The next customer noticed and said, "Hark, a moving forest."

I laughed and nodded, "Yep, Macbeth."

He looked kind of surprised, "Wow, you know your Shakespeare."

It's a comfort to know that I'm not wasting my education working at The Grocery Store.